Saturday, June 17, 2017

Obstruction of Justice

May 8, 2017,
09:02 local time,
Treaty of Buffalo Headquarters,
Buffalo, Roman New York

“The reason why we’re here is very simple,” said American Confederacy President Haylie Modine, addressing an emergency summit of all 85 Treaty of Buffalo signatories. “It is time for a new direction in the Mundiali, and, for that, I am calling for the immediate and effective removal of David Wilcox as Dux.”

Several gasps could be heard around the room, with chatter soon erupting among the delegates.

The first to address Modine was Roman Caesar Erasmus.

“Under what grounds?” Erasmus said, looking at Modine with a foreboding glare.

“Under the grounds that Wilcox has repeatedly and unabashedly harassed me and my government,” stated Modine defiantly, “as well as repeatedly mocking and defaming me in a clear attempt to assassinate my character.”

“I’m sorry,” said Scottish Chancellor Kyra Andrews, a Roman ally, “but ever since the election- if we can even call your election an election- you and your campaign have been under a cloud of suspicion that you have corrupted the results, and a review of the ‘plebiscites’ you initiated to determine your Confederacy was proven to be a fraud in two cases. Proven, Ms. Modine. Your actions, in jailing your rivals and deporting many innocent men, has only served to reinforce the idea that you do not care at all about the rule of law, and are only in this to serve yourself.”

Modine chuckled sardonically.

“You know, Mrs. Andrews,” she sneered, “I expected more from you, especially to defend me in my actions against the many monsters that you and governments like you refuse to do anything about, putting millions of women in peril. Which I thought you’d care about…unless you’re just a patriarchy shill too.”

Andrews was livid, and would have tore into Modine before Assyrian Empress Anatu, often the mediator in summits like this, jumped in.

“I don’t think any of us want to put women in danger,” Anatu said. “We are just simply not interested in indulging your personal vendettas. Mr. Wilcox is an honourable man, and, as far as I can tell, he was only doing his job. If he overstepped his bounds, he’d be the first one to tell you.”

“Then,” said Modine, “maybe you would like to explain why Wilcox never apologized for the time that Phineas Malcolm and Claire Kincaid brusquely confronted me and accused me of being involved in Ingrid Fjallsdottir’s criminal enterprises.”

Anatu was stunned by Modine’s remark, while Modine sat back and smirked. Modine was lying, as Wilcox sent her a personal letter apologizing for that interview and Wilcox even cited that incident as a reason for eventually firing Malcolm and Kincaid. However, there was no way anyone in the room would know that, at the moment.

“That really doesn’t sound like the David Wilcox I know,” said Anatu, still wrestling with the information.

“You’re lying,” said Moroccan Emperor Abdul Fattah, another Roman ally. Fattah was grasping at straws, but like many in his camp, they didn’t believe a word Modine said.

“Funny that the men in this room would seek to quiet down a girl,” sneered Modine. “Pathetic, all of you.”
“Gender has nothing to do with this,” said Erasmus defiantly, banging his fist against the desk.
“It does as long as the patriarchy is in power,” said Modine, keeping her cool and rubbing it in Erasmus’ face.

“Okay,” said Anatu, “enough. This is going nowhere. Haylie, if you don’t think Dave should be the Dux, who do you suggest?”

Modine was only too happy to reply.

“Leroy Simms,” said Modine confidently. She only picked Simms because he led the Virtue Guards, the top police force of the Virtue Federation, Rome’s archnemesis and an organization she was trying to join. With Virtue having 50 of the necessary 57 votes needed for nomination, and Modine holding three others, she just needed only four other countries to vote with her to get what she wanted.

“Leroy?” Erasmus said. “The man who raped Katy Scutaro?”
“How’s that for irony?” said Ontario Chancellor Juan Castro, who along with Birea, New York and the Visigothic Kingdom led an anti-American alliance.
“He was acquitted,” said Modine. “Meaning he didn’t actually do it.”
“So I guess all this stuff about ‘believing the victims’ only applies when you don’t like the perpetrator,” said New York Emperor Donald Trump. “Duly noted.”
“Oh the irony of men who once came to the defence of rapists and belittled their victims now suddenly feel obliged to rush to the victims’ defence,” sneered Modine.
“Haylie,” said Anatu, now getting frustrated with the proceedings, “you’re on record as having denounced Leroy and coming to Katy’s aid. There’s even a very heartfelt picture of Katy crying on your shoulder…you will have a lot of explaining to do to her now.”

“Well, you know,” said Modine, sounding unconvincing. “Opinions…they change. Conclusions you once had can become different once you have new information.”
“What new information could you possibly have?” snorted Castro. He then folded his arms and leaned back in his chair, awaiting Modine’s reply.

Modine paused for a few moments to collect herself before continuing.

“I just know,” she said with a smile. “I spoke to him…he convinced me.”

“There you have it folks!” said Castro with extreme exuberance. “The woman that has, for years denounced the word of rapists as ‘liars’ and ‘frauds’ now suddenly believes them! While simultaneously branding the very victims she asserts always told the truth, as liars! You heard it here, folks! Right from the horse’s mouth.”
“Not sure I’d believe that horse’s mouth even if her tongue was notarized,” said Trump with laughter erupting in the room, mostly from the anti-American delegation.

Modine could only chuckle.

“Laugh all you want,” she said. “Just remember that I never said what happened to Katy did not happen. I can very well pledge that Leroy has reformed, and I believe he has. This does not excuse his past behaviour, but this can be a case- an extreme one- where we can see someone has reformed and we can give them a second chance.”

Chortles could be heard from the anti-Modine camp, but Anatu spoke up to move things along.

“Does anyone from Virtue want to weigh in?” she said.

“Leroy has worked for us in various capacities for three years now,” said Mongol Khan Ogedei XII. “He’s excelled at his job and exhibited a class and dignity that is beyond what could ever be expected. Leroy has more than proven himself to me.”
“I’m pretty convinced myself that Leroy has changed,” said Bactrian Emperor David Patel. “The allegations against Katy were troubling, but I believe he’s successfully gotten past it.”

“Look,” said Byzantine Empress Alexia Comnenus. “If there was anyone who should question Leroy’s hire, it’s me. I was kidnapped and tortured once…so Katy’s story resonated with me…but, after examining the facts and speaking to Leroy personally, I made the determination that he was fit for the job…and I believe he would be fit for the Mundiali.”

A loud chorus of cheers came from the Virtue section, as many more weighed in positively on Simms.

“Okay then,” said Anatu, an uncomfortable smile coming from her. “I think we need to have the vote.”

As expected, all 50 of Virtue’s members voted in favour of elevating Simms to the Dux post, as did all three members of the American Confederacy. None of the members of the Roman bloc or the anti-American bloc voted for the measure, meaning the vote came down to 12 other states. The Hittite Empire and the Mesopotamian Confederacy, Assyrian allies, voted against the measure, with Anatu abstaining her vote until the very end, only voting to break a tie. Canada and Utah, who had their own issues with Modine, voted against Modine, leaving seven to vote and Modine’s measure still needing four more votes.

Modine sat eagerly awaiting the votes, getting more anxious as more countries voted against her. The Korvalian Empire, a seafaring nation that held territory in Iceland, Spain and Antarctica, made Modine even more nervous when they voted against the measure. Modine’s nerves were eased when African power Khorsun voted for Simms, as did the Vandal Kingdom, leaving four left to vote- Russia, Australia, Assyria and Oman. Since Anatu would only vote to break a tie- and Anatu wouldn’t vote for Simms- that meant that Modine needed two of the final three countries to vote for Simms.

Russia and Oman soon announced their votes, voting against Modine. Oman Sultan Mahmoud al-Nasr was pointed in his decision, calling Modine a “hypocrite” for backing a person she spared no expense criticizing before and accusing her of “buying” votes.

“We all know you want to join Virtue,” said al-Nasr, an imposing figure with a booming baritone, “and you’re just hoodwinking them to get what you want- someone who actually challenges you.”

Modine could only shake her head, snickering. Her nerves were sky high, but she did her best to hide it, even though Australian Chancellor George Carmen was her last hope.

As Carmen got set to vote, Modine watched in anticipation. Carmen was a figurehead, an appointed representative for a country that was really just operated as the world’s effective tax haven. Hundreds of companies owned and administered their own territories on the continent and held its effective power, with both Roman and Virtual companies using the territory. Some companies cared about their territories and administered it effectively, but most just milked it for profit and treated the local Australians as effective (if not actual) slaves. Ostensibly, the people voted in Carmen, but since the companies controlled the election, it was the companies that ultimately selecting him.

Some of those companies looked upon Simms favourably, others didn’t, but many Modine knew nothing about. She never met Carmen and, though she felt he was a good man, she had no way of knowing how he would vote.

Modine’s nerves were eased when Carmen announced that he would support Simms’ promotion, meaning that Modine’s measure received the necessary 57 votes to get her wish to expel Wilcox and install Simms as his replacement. She shrieked for joy and jumped into the arms of her assistant, Tori McGuire, who was similarly happy.

As Modine celebrated, Erasmus looked on, downcast. He contemplated his options, wondering if the Treaty still could serve Roman interests. If Modine and Virtue became a voting bloc, then Rome’s voting power was greatly diminished. He had to make a move.

“I think it’s time Rome ends all trade with Virtue and America,” he said. Erasmus had one weapon, and that’s the fact the Romans and their bloc produced almost half of the world’s economic output despite only having 17 voting members within the Treaty. Though the ramifications of that decision would still hurt Rome, it would only be in the short run because, long term, the world needed Rome’s goods.

“You wouldn’t do that,” said Alexia, attempting to call out Erasmus on his bluff. “Your companies would not accept losing such a big market.”
“Maybe so,” said Erasmus, “but we produce almost half of the world’s economic output. We’re self-sufficient…we’ll manage. You stand to lose a lot more than I will.”

More chatter filled the room, with some angry barbs thrown at Erasmus for his decision. Erasmus repeatedly declared he’d change his mind only if the voting rules were changed. The Treaty members, realizing they were in a bind, voted to do so, increasing the threshold for voting to 85% of members, or 72 out of 85. This way, even if every country that wasn’t within the Roman bloc voted for a measure, it wouldn’t pass.

Erasmus was pleased he was able to quickly restore Rome’s power within the organization. He looked pointedly at Modine, who understood she had more work to do.

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Welcome to the Next Revolution

Hello everyone! Welcome, all of you. :)

I know it's pretty late to be writing a blog post, but recent developments have literally left me too excited to sleep.

As some of you may already know, the state that I helped create- Rockia- has officially joined the Treaty of Buffalo, becoming a signatory nation on October 19. While many of my followers have applauded our nation getting the international recognition it deserves, there are still a few people who have expressed doubts or downright dismay at the development, surprised that we would associate ourselves with "establishment" types who signed the Treaty. It is those doubts that I wish to assuage today.

First, I would like to state that signing the Treaty means that we in no way are giving up our principles. We fully intend on fighting the Doves and continue to hold them accountable for their attempts to suppress and marginalize us, and that does not change because we signed the Treaty.

In fact, it helps us.

You see, friends, you need to understand the revolution that we are undertaking is not just a local one, but a global one. We cannot be contend with simply establishing our revolution within the Interior Plains- no, for our revolution to work, it must expand.

We cannot just be a "Plains people".

We cannot just be a Columbian people.

We cannot, even, just be a North American people.

No, we MUST be a world people, and the only way we do that is by signing the Treaty.

By signing the Treaty, it allows us to establish relations with other nations, giving us access benefits that we could only dream of getting on our own.

More importantly, it gives us relevance. By signing the Treaty, it has forced the world to accept our existence and work with us, which allows us to work our influence and begin the long, arduous task to get them to change. You may already know the saying that in order to have an opportunity, one must be able to open the door to get to it, and that is what we are doing here. Signing the Treaty allows us to send diplomats to other countries, as well as to more easily set up economic partnerships that can be to our benefit. Most importantly, it forces the world to understand that we, as a people, exist and that we have a voice, one that demands to be heard.

...and if there's one thing we cannot afford, it's not being heard. Because change cannot happen if our voices are continually shut out.

If that isn't enough to assure you, my brethren, then consider this:

-How many times has a dove come to you and said that whatever you were upset over "isn't worth it" and that "you are too sensitive"?
-How many times has a dove tried to make you conform to their arbitrary rules and standards, and told you to "take it" because "you don't have a choice"?
-How many times has a dove told you that you are inferior, and that you should "accept it" because "that's the way it is"?
-How many times has a dove come to you and assert that, simply because of who you are, that you will never amount to anything?
-How many times have doves told you that the world is not worth changing because "we're just fine the way it is"?

Well, you know we're not fine, and that there are many other people who share Rockian views who are being oppressed right now...and if you want any of that to change, and if you want the world to recognize that we need that change...then we needed to sign the Treaty.

That's all for now. In the coming days, I'll outline the Rockian plan to expand our influence across North America, starting with those "faux liberals" in Canada who believe they're so "fair and accepting" when they're the worst offenders of our oppression. If we can change them, we can change anyone.

Keep pooping my friends, and welcome to the Second American Revolution.

-Thomas Bighill

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